10 Reasons Sexworld Minneapolis Should not be your first choice
Thursday, March 27th, 2008We recently got an Email from one of our regulars about Sexworld Minneapolis, that we got a kick out of. So here it is!
Top 10 reasons not to go to Sexworld Minneapolis (1 customer’s opinion)
10. Sexworld Minneapolis has free popcorn. Which means it doesn’t cost anything…but does not necessarily mean it’s STD free.
9. Sexworld ’s flashy lights, while pretty and all, only distract from their outrageous prices.
8. If I wanted to smell like a jockstrap that hasn’t been washed in 3 years, I would go workout for a couple hours, not go to sexworld.
7. To get thru the gauntlet of spare changers and still have enough money to buy a disc at Sexworld ’s prices is a feat, one which I will NEVER accomplish.
6. Sexworld sells used DVD’s at new prices…makes me wonder if they do the same thing with toys! (Maybe there is a market for this in Minneapolis?!)
5. 60$ at sexworld to whack off in front of a girl behind plexi, I could get 3 blow jobs on Lakestreet in Minneapolis for that price (and that’s with inflation!)
4. It’s hard enough to pick out a decent porn, at sexworld you have to take out every disc to even see the cover!
3. There is enough mean people in Minneapolis, if I’m a customer of Sexworld, you should treat me like I matter somewhat to you.
2. Sexworld Minneapolis is not a pick up bar, if I wanted to get hit on by old creepy guys I would go volunteer at a nursing home.
1. Midwest XXX is right around the corner!
In no means is this meant to trash talk Sexworld Minneapolis, as an educated consumer, you have the ability to make an educated decision. So check us out, and make up your own mind!