Midwest Triple X - Minneapolis’ Adult Store

We recently got an Email from one of our regulars about Sexworld Minneapolis, that we got a kick out of. So here it is!

Top 10 reasons not to go to Sexworld Minneapolis (1 customer’s opinion)

10. Sexworld Minneapolis has free popcorn. Which means it doesn’t cost anything…but does not necessarily mean it’s STD free.

9. Sexworld ’s flashy lights, while pretty and all, only distract from their outrageous prices.

8. If I wanted to smell like a jockstrap that hasn’t been washed in 3 years, I would go workout for a couple hours, not go to sexworld.

7. To get thru the gauntlet of spare changers and still have enough money to buy a disc at Sexworld ’s prices is a feat, one which I will NEVER accomplish.

6. Sexworld sells used DVD’s at new prices…makes me wonder if they do the same thing with toys! (Maybe there is a market for this in Minneapolis?!)

5. 60$ at sexworld to whack off in front of a girl behind plexi, I could get 3 blow jobs on Lakestreet in Minneapolis for that price (and that’s with inflation!)

4. It’s hard enough to pick out a decent porn, at sexworld you have to take out every disc to even see the cover!

3. There is enough mean people in Minneapolis, if I’m a customer of Sexworld, you should treat me like I matter somewhat to you.

2. Sexworld Minneapolis is not a pick up bar, if I wanted to get hit on by old creepy guys I would go volunteer at a nursing home.

1. Midwest XXX is right around the corner!

In no means is this meant to trash talk Sexworld Minneapolis, as an educated consumer, you have the ability to make an educated decision. So check us out, and make up your own mind!

Ahhhh the swinger community. Part of the community or not, you gotta love em. We had the privilage of being invited to Group Sensuals launch event on New Years by founders Missie and Tony. They are the brand new swingers group in town, and it looks like not only are they here to stay…but are here to dominate.

Group Sensual was founded by 2 swingers, but is maintained by numerous pillars of the swinging community. Many other groups claim it, but Group Sensual is actually doing it…the first swingers group, by swingers, for swingers. What we are impressed with is not only the cost of the events (or lack thereof sometimes!) but how well put together they are. We showed up at the hall, and to our suprise there were less than 10 cars in the parking lot. We was a little confused at first, but then remembered that they had a limo shuttling people back and forth from the hotel. What a setup!

We were greeted in the entrance by a very friendly sharply dressed couple, which explained the lay of the land as it pertained to the building etc. We went in, got checked in, which also to our suprise was a very quick efficient process. The draw for the night was about 400 people or so. Great turnout considering the other 2 main swinger groups were also throwing parties on New Years parties that night (from what we hear their turnout was not nearly that of Group Sensuals.)

Of course, as soon as we got in the actual hall we bee lined for the bar. We figure what better way to keep your liver in shape than by working it out. Anyways, very friendly bar tender, good stiff drinks and well priced.

Next it was on to find a table and hang out a bit. We were surrounded by good looking, well dressed, and extremely friendly people. The hall was decorated very nicely, and music was blaring so it was a great chance to talk and meet some people. After numerous conversations (and even more drinks) it was time to eat. The spread was great! Good selection, freshly prepared, and well presented.

What I was especially impressed with, was the cross section of people that turned out. There was people of all ages, shapes, sizes, colors, and interests. Overall, Great food, Great people, Great price, Great location, Great Music, and an all around Great time.

For upcoming events and more information on Group Sensual, Minneapolis, MN ’s newest swinger group, stop by Midwest Triple X, or visit Group Sensual’s website at http://www.groupsensual.com .